Skittles!

Ronald McDonald J. Trump Jr. just compared Syrian immigrants to Skittles. The Seattle Seahawks recently protested against police brutality during the national anthem. Retired running back Marshawn Lynch likes Skittles. Lynch ALSO played for many years for the aforementioned Seattle Seahawks.

Coincidence???

I think not.

How’s THAT for a conspiracy theory?

Hey!!!

The right is attempting to use the Chelsea/Seaside Park bombing as proof of “Obama’s failed immigration policy” when the REALITY is: The bomber was a naturalized AMERICAN CITIZEN who immigrated to the United States from Afghanistan when he was a CHILD. What was he, seven years old when he folks moved here!?! NICE TRY, TRUMPIES!!! Have a seat, you stupid hillbilly fuckers.

More lies.
More hate.

Let’s not hate.
Let’s not buy the lies.
Let’s not fuel the fear.

More cowbell, please.


I get blocked a LOT, lately!

LOL!!! More people blocking me than a few!!! Am I really that obnoxious??? I probably am. But the day I start giving a fuck will be the day that I stop breathing. Or…something like that… I’m still on my first cup of coffee, so, yea. This election cycle has me cranky. I have shit going on in my life right now that is *kinda* keeping my stress levels up a *little* higher than usual. All work. Little leisure. I *did* get to see the Washington Nationals take on the visiting Mets, last night! Fun, fun, FUN!!!

Okay. Fear The Walking Dead has me on the edge of my seat! MAN!!! That show just keeps getting better and BETTER, I’m telling you!!! It’s the same situations as TWD but *different* and it’s very interesting to watch how they handle themselves as they learn and grow. And the acting is AWESOME!!! Yea. Fear is on point.

So, yesterday, I wrote a little sum’n sum’n and instead of hitting ‘send’, I’m sure that I hit ‘cancel’ and lost it all. LOL!!! It happens! Well. I don’t really have a whole lot to say. Just hello and have a wonderful day.

THAT’S IT!!! πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

If you DID NOT SEE, President Obama speak yesterday, PLEASE, check it out! It. was. AWESOME.


Janky Supreme

That’s how I will describe my MegaBus experience from Little Rock to St. Louis. The REAL kicker is: We haven’t even left Little Rock yet!

Here it is: My ticket is from Little Rock to St. Louis. All right? But, get this: There is no DIRECT bus to St. Louis. The 5:45 bus shows up. M76. My reservation says M7. This bus says “Dallas—>Little Rock—>Memphis” and that’s it. Different destination. Different route number. I wait for another bus to show. As I’m waiting, THIS bus is filling up. Instead of waiting for a bus that says “Dallas—>St. Louis—>Chicago”, I ask this driver “A stupid question.” And that is exactly how I prefaced it: “Can I ask you a stupid question?” He tells me that this is NOT my bus BUT of I am going to The Lou, that I NEED to get on this bus. I pull out my reservation number and he checks me off on his clipboard. I almost fucked myself over by NOT asking a stupid question. Proving the old adage as an actual actual. 100% written in stone. Accurate. And absolute.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A STUPID QUESTION.

Believe that.

Hey!!! It’s been awhile. And as you have no doubt guessed, *I* am in Little Rock. And, as always. *I* had so. much. fun.

Diamond Bear Brewing Co.
Lost 40 Brewing.
Flyway.
The Old State House.
Clinton Presidential Library Museum Store.
The Comic Book Store.

Yes. I squeezed a whole lotta fun, food, beer and fun into this trip. Did I mention that I drank a whole lot of beer??? It’s no wonder that I am now tipping the scales at jut under 170lbs!

Hashtag: Fat Boy Problems.

Countdown to 5-0. Somebody is getting old.

If you were wondering if I am still alive, wonder no more. I’m still here. The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. If you were wondering if I am still obsessing over the election, wonder no more. I am STILL obsessing over the election. More than you know. Again…and again… I can not stress this enough: This is THE most IMPORTANT election EVER.

Vote.

Well. We are just leaving on an *almost* jam packed bus to MEMPHIS!!! Where I SWITCH BUSES!!! I LOVE MEMPHIS!!! And haven’t been TOO or THROUGH Memphis in. years.

Well. It’s fucking HOT on this bus, so I’m going to go and “woo sah” this headache away.

Happy Friday!!!

Love & Hugs…


All politics. All the time.

That’s what my twitter timeline has turned into. My tumblr is gone. I deleted it mainly so I could focus on other things that interest me: Writing a book. Investing in my future. Spending more time at home, with the family. You know. The kind of stuff that “normal” people do. Well, I have not been able to see ANY Yankees games this season, yet, BUT, if you follow me on twitter, you’ve no doubt noticed that it is rather hard to sneak a game into a daily schedule that is jammed packed with Trump bashing. Yup. Attempting to ruin Donald Trump’s shot at the White House has become my new full-time gig.

How is my new job going? It’s pretty easy! Donald Trump does most of the heavy lifting. Every time he opens his mouth, his chances grow slimmer as he slides in the polls just a *little* bit lower. He sets himself up and I jump all over him with the full-court press, along with CNN (who’s corespondents spend much of their days LAUGHING at the ridiculous shit that comes out of his mouth.) The Washington Post (a paper that I don’t know WHY for the life of me, I don’t read. They are BRUTAL.) Both NYC papers (whose covers you have no doubt seen a LOT over the past year. Well. The Post covers, they’re, you know, CLASSICS.) Trump bashing is America’s newest pastime and I hope that I can make it a PAYING full-time job by… I don’t know. Writing a book. Creating a board game. Producing a TV show. Or hitting the Power Ball, spending the bulk of my winnings on a Donald Trump-themed amusement park: Donnie’s World! Trump Land! I mean, after all, isn’t hitting the lottery the REAL American dream??? I really should hire a personal assistant to remind me to buy lottery tickets. I never buy…play…until it gets up to the 1/2 billion dollar mark, which *does* seem to be happening a lot more frequently now. Does THAT have something to do with Trump? Probably.

Just like the right blames everything on President Obama, I now blame everything on Trump. And congress. And the gremlins that live in my toaster oven. Muthafuckaz.

As I get more and more serious about my future, which probably has something to do with the fact that I am turnin’ 50 in a couple of weeks…three weeks, to be precise… I find myself struggling to hold onto my sense of humor. I can still knock an occasional one out of the park, but I often find myself NOT being in a joking mood, these days. I’m SO laser focused on trying new things. Doing new things. Even going new places. I mean, not to new cities! LOL!!! There is not a major city that I haven’t been to MANY times! No, I’m talking about *discovering* new places in the cities and states that I’ve already been. Looking for new opportunities for the future. Not a “better” future because, well, the last six years??? They’ve been pretty good for me. Before that? Not bad. A little before that??? Pretty good. And before THAT?!?!? Pretty good.

This is not going to end with me saying that I’ve lived a perfect life. Oh, god no. There are PLENTY of things that I would have done differently, IF I could go back and do them all over again. But unlike President Barack Hussein Obama, I do NOT have a time machine, so I’m going to look back briefly before turning back to you to look YOU square in the eye to say “I did all right for myself. I could have done better. I could have done more. But I could have done a LOT worse!” Maybe that’s why I try sooooooooooo hard to do SO MUCH, these days. That fear of being one of “those” old people. Bored. Alone. Bitter. Miserable.

Yes. I am fiery in my delivery, sometimes. I hate this. I hate that. I hate them. Hatin’. But, that’s me being me. I’m a hater, yea. But I’m not a HATEFUL person. Just passionate about the things, people and places that I don’t like: The Pittsburgh Steelers. Miami, Florida. DC Metro. Sean Hannity. Greyhound. Prince George’s County. United Airlines. The 91 Freeway. Judge Jeanine Pirro. Internet trolls.

Interesting… I feel like I was bringing this around to a neat and happy ending.
A succinct point. BUT… I think I’ve said about all that I wanted to say for now.

In closing: The NRA just spent $3 million on a TV spot, bailing Trump out after his thinly-veiled assassination “joke”, threat, gaffe, whatever the fuck you want to call it. He may be losing more and more support from the GOP by the hour, but the rednecks and racists and misogynistic, uneducated, under informed, trailer trash muppets of our GREAT nation have his back, still. I just thank god that there are a lot more of US (sane individuals) than there are of THEM.

Have a Happy Wednesday, everyone!


Of course, the GOP is…

IN TOTAL DISARRAY!!!!! They NEED Trump to quit if they are going to run someone else. THAT doesn’t even sound like it would be “smart.” If there WAS a chance that a “white knight” existed, that person would have materialized a long time ago.

Trump really needs to hang in there and take his asswhuppin’ like a man. Like an orange skinned, floaty haired, bitter, lying, crooked and deceitful piece of excrement that he is. It’s the RIGHT thing to do.

[yawn]

I’m SO hyped the fuck up off of caffeine, it’s not funny. And now, I’m yawning. Want a beer but it is just too awful and ugly to drink. GOD. The humidity is TURRIBLE. Jeez.

Those Chicago PD officers that shot that kid are getting RAKED by their own, right now. Whether it will go anywhere has yet to be seen. Don’t want another Marilyn Mosby rush to judgement. Lets just see how it plays out. If you’re not following me on twitter, my BOLD prediction is: They walk on the shooting but get nailed on the turning off the body cams. Conspiracy or obstruction charges. GUILTY. That’s my bold prediction.

Hey!!! Question: Has anyone ever ate SO MUCH PIZZA that they turned *into* a pizza??? LOL!!! New York and New Jersey, man! I can’t stop friggin’ eatin’ pizza!!! LMAO!!! That being asked, I’m on my way to my favorite pizza-by-the-slice joint!

Be well. Stay woke. Drive safely. Don’t do the wooden nickel thing. Steer clear of zombies and all that other good shit.

I’m out.

For now.


“Oddly Aggressive”

Those were the exact words of a friend of mine who witnessed a conversation between me and a twitter follower over the shooting of Paul O’Neal (a criminal who stole a convertible Jag, led police on a high speed car chase through a residential neighborhood in Chicago and got shot dead as a result.) Those are the words my friend used to describe someone with an ass for an avi. Someone who had been baiting, bullying, taunting and mocking me (which crossed occasionally into TOTAL disrespect.) But, at the age of 50, do you really think that I’ve never been made fun of before? LOL!!! I don’t get mad. I get even. By blocking people. I sometimes wish I could block people out of my life. Oh wait, I can. And I DO.

I hated for any of you to have to see that ugliness, but I do sometimes blow my lid. At bullies. On the Internet. The thing is, I really do pride myself on my ability to NOT stoop to their level. But, sometimes, even someone as cool as me will take the bait. And when I do, I tend to default to “muthafucka” a LOT. LMAO!!! But, I am now feeling inspired! YEA!!! MORE stuff for me to focus on “behind the scenes.” I already threw it out there on twitter. A YouTube channel. Of course!!! EVERYONE has a YouTube channel! I want to have heated political discussions. Talk about other important topics. Maybe throw a chair at someone. LOL!!! Okay, I’m kidding about the chair part! Maybe, LMAO!!! I’ll keep you posted.

The 17th of August is a date that I have circled on my calendar. Many of you already know what is happening on the 17th. To the others, you *might* have to wait until the 17th for the official announcement. It’s YUGE, though! I’m excited. Excited! EXCITED!!!

So, Donald Trump went from “Fuck awl yawl!” to “Endorsements for ERRBODY!!!” in just a couple of days??? Is that supposed to make him “feel” more presidential? Is that going to make him LOOK more presidential??? Is that intended to make him ***BE*** more presidential!?!?! “Is truth the light? IS TRUTH THE LIGHT?!?!?” LMAO!!!!! Trump is soooooooooo done and what he done gone and did, he did it to himself.

You know who I like? The “My Pillow” guy. He seems like a nice guy.

Okay. Where was I? Oh! Trump. He’s an ASSHOLE. And if you are a Trump supporter, you are most likely an ASSHOLE, too. Blocks: Don’t be “that guy.” I’ve blocked clients THAT I LIKE from being able to reach me…because…they pissed me the fuck off. So, imagine what I’d do to an internet TROLL that I’ve never met in my life??? I get pissed. I block. I calm down. I move on. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. I’ve had no coffee yet, so I will be signing off shortly.

Shortly, meaning, now.

Have a nice day! I’m in CT. Heading back into the city today. Home to DC for a few days and then Palm Springs (next weekend!) Just so you know where I’m at.


Quick note to say…

You are NOT imagining things. My tumblr is no more. Nada. Bupkis. Gawn. History. Why? Because it was time.

Feel free to Kik me.
Feel free to email me.
Hit me up on twitter.
Say hello on Instagram.

Just DON’T ask me for pics. I will say NO. If you persist? You WILL be blocked. The End.

Little Rock. Milwaukee. North Carolina.
Home to DC. In that order. That’s where you’ll find me.

If you know me and I seem a little out of it, it’s because I have a LOT of shit going on right now, in my life. A lot of my friends seem to be going through some heavy shit. To them all, I want to say “Hang in there.”

My wine (coupled with my pre-existing grogginess) is having its desired effect, so I will bid you all a farewell.

Good night.