Okay: So, now you see that I am not even exaggerating every time I go onto twitter and blast the hell out of Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Assholes…oops…that was supposed to be Authority. The worst public transit on this friggin’ planet, in this solar system and even of all of the undiscovered galaxies in the whole, wide, dark and beautiful universe. A national. fucking. disgrace. And I will just go ahead and blame congress for this one. But I’m sure Team Red Meat will “blame Obama because Obama is a Muslim and he’s responsible for all of the woes in the world because he hates America and he was sent to destroy our guns and beloved Constitution and our way of life.” Yea. Something like that.
So, a woman was raped at knifepoint on a train in mid-April but the public just found out about this yesterday because Metro didn’t feel the need to inform their riders about this because the crime was solved very quickly. WHAT THE HOLY FUCK!?!?! Yea. And some say it only came to light because a boy was stabbed to death at the Deanwood metro station a few days ago. Oh, and both of these incidents happened in the broad fucking daylight. And here ***I*** am thinking that DC Metro was most dangerous at night. I will not use this particular entry to start bashing the hell out of my people but I am going to mention that the DC metropolitan area has a serious fucking crime problem. It’s very easy to forget that when you are walking around DuPont Circle, seeing the monuments or meeting a friend for cocktails in Georgetown. Washington, D.C. is not the shithole it used to be, but it is still a shithole nonetheless. I was told recently that gunfire is constantly heard in SE DC and many people don’t even duck or run for cover or call 911 or anything.
Welcome to Washington, D.C.
Now, go home.
Speaking of going home: The Warriors, OMG!!! Don’t break your ankles hopping OFF of the Steph Curry bandwagon, people. WOW. Russell Westbrook. KD. Westbrook. Serge Ibaka. Russell Westbrook. Steven Adams. Westbrook and that crazy-ass point guard that doesn’t know when to stop throw’n up shots. That wild man. You know the one. What’s his name, again??? Oh! Yea! Russell Westbrook!
Kyle “I just had to take a little walk. You know, to decompress” Lowry. I…like many…was like: WHAT KIND OF SLACKER MILLENNIAL BULLSHIT WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!?! And now, I’m like: Oh. Okay. You got that. Fuck. LeBron just got a billion dollar check for being a god amongst men and now, the Cavs leader looks like a mere mortal. A shell of his former self. A has-been. I’m kidding. Everybody knows that I ***LOVE*** LeBron James, but something isn’t right about the Eastern Conference Finals being knotted up at 2-2. Like a wild JR Smith 3 pointer shot with 22 seconds left on the shot clock, it’s not a good look. It’s BAD. Like stinky poo poo fart bad.
Not gonna proofread this one, so forgive my grammatical errors in advance. I find that even if I search for misspellings, I still find many grammar “Oh no. Not again” stuff after I give it the thumbs up and shoot it off.
Now. I can’t let this one go without mentioning that there are many, many, MANY Republicans who are now coming to Trump’s defense when it comes to the violence that erupts at his speeches. Apparently, Trump is not responsible for the words that come our of his mouth and losers who are sent out by Bernie Sanders to disrupt the hoe damn thang are solely responsible for the shit that was saw last night in Albuquerque, what happened in Chicago and PHX and what is bound to happen in Los Angeles. Even though shit doesn’t jump off at Bernie rallies or Hillary stump stops, we are to believe (IF you watch Fox News) that it is because Trumpanzees are…wait for it…wait…
Uh, yea, no, not buying it.
His words are divisive, moronic, poorly thought out, racist, hurtful, misogynist, sophomoric, ridiculous and down right disgusting. He has the worst words. So many words. Donald Trump is a fuckin’ idiot piece of shit fuck head who will have this country totally fucked beyond fucked of he is allowed anywhere NEAR Washington, D.C. He’s a demagogue. And a morn. And a dipshit. A hate monger. And a fuck face. A stupid fucking idiot, reality show star and attention whore who thrives off of the media spotlight.
I probably should not have dropped so many F-bombs but… I chose to spit vile profanities because…well… I guess that is the “language of the people.” I’m not being vulgar. I’m just “telling it like it is.”
Well. I’m signing off for now. Have a wonderful day! Sincerely…