Fuckity Fuck fuck FUCK!!!!!

For the second time this month, I had to “surrender” a corkscrew to TSA!!! First time, my good corkscrew was hidden in a carry-on that I had not used in a while and TSA had to run my bag through twice and search it twice (by two different agents) in order to find it!

THIS time, the replacement that I just purchased about a week ago in NOVA to replace *that* one stowed away in my carry-on. Again: hidden from me. Even though I searched my carry-on TWICE before checking my big bag and proceeding to my gate. This corkscrew was not as sophisticated as my original one. It was a lever-style one. BUT that is beside the point.

Now, the TSA agent today taught me something. They are taking them not because of the corkscrew itself BUT because of the little tiny knife. He said that the stores now sell “TSA approved” corkscrews that do not have the little knives. Now, I TOLD the girls at the fancy pants beer & wine store that TSA had taken my shit at the airport. Why didn’t *they* tell me about this??? About the little knife??? Maybe they thought I was smart enough not to let it happen again. CLEARLY I am not that smart! Argh!!! LMAO!!!

I’m having a nice “glass” of Chardonnay right now. On the flight. To Chicago. Twist off cap, LOL!!! Eh… LMAO!!!

I’m in a VERY good mood right now!
As if you can’t tell! ;)

Hey!!! Kudos to Maria, the tech at SunTran (Tucson) who got me my $5.50 back!!! They looked at it, her and her boss…and her boss determined that I got my pass and rode the bus several times after purchasing it with my debit card, even though the receipt said “Unable To Issue” after authorizing for the new card with a day pass on it. Now… Maria called me this morning and left me a voicemail telling me that SunTran had found that I did a lot of riding on the $5.50 and if I had any questions to call. Because today was a travel day, I had errands to run and what not before heading to Chicago so I was planning to call her back tomorrow for clarification. Turns out, she felt something wasn’t right AND went back to her boss and said “We need to look into this a little further” and BAM!!! She said it wasn’t easy to see but they did find that a card was never issued to me and credited my MasterCard back the money that the machine took from me! Yay!!!

I still think SunTran (Tucson) and Ventra in Chicago have a long way to go to catch up to LA, Seattle and DC as far as smooth, easy, convenient smart card ridin’, but I am confident that they will get there. New technology can be tricky, indeed.

So, instead of bashing on a company for their wicked ways, I’m praising one for gettin’ it done. Yea!!!

I apologize in advance for any grammar errors and thank you again for playing along! I’m heading back east for the 3rd time in six weeks and will be right back in OC for the Angels/Yankees series (Tanaka!!!!!) and right back to NYC after that for the “Subway Series” (Tanaka!!!!!) I haven’t seen my Yankees in the flesh all year and have some catching up to do!

See you in the Great Lakes region, yawl! Chi, Milwaukee, Detroit, Toronto, and DC. Followed by NC, CT and Boston (or something like that.) I was originally supposed to be in Seattle this weekend and am SO disappointed that I had to cancel but I’m looking at doubling back to the Pacific Northwest on the Amtrak Empire Builder. *fingers crossed*

If I EVER come off as a tool bag, I’m not trying to be a dick. I try my hardest to be the cool dude and not the asshole but sometimes things don’t come out quite the wag I intended. However: My recent tumblr rant about guys (and girls even) asking for dick pics was *very* deliberate.

http://www.karsinknightly.tumblr.com is the address, if you don’t already know it.

;)

Thank you again. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! Love you all, you know I do! Selfie time, LOL!!!


One more time… (Coach)

Why the hell can’t people just settle in?

Sit. Stand. Walk. Sit. Stand. Sit.

The whole time, pulling on my seat back. For the love of puppies. I prefer Amtrak for distance travel to flying. But I use Kayak for ALL of my air travel needs these days, so how can I complain???

*sigh*

I know that some people are antsy on planes because they are afraid to fly but “DAMN.” Take a Valium. Or a Xanax. Or a Soma. Have a shot. Or two. Or a “glass” of wine. Chill. Please. The more you move about the cabin and yank on my seat, the more *I* have to drink. And I can drink a LOT.

LOL!!!

Jeez Tina Louise.

NBA. Playoffs. Now.
Baseball. Season. Now.
Clowney. Now.
Manziel. Now.
Sports. Sports. More sports.
Just call me Depeche Mode ’cause I ‘Just Can’t Get Enough.’

I’m a pet lover. Cats. Birds. Turtles. Mice. And of course, dogs. But when it comes down to it??? Chardonnay is a man’s best friend. Gettin’ me through it. A to the it’s raining men.

I Heart Burgers.

Shopping. Napping. Music. These are a few of my favorite things…

Warning: I *may* be getting drunk. But it’s all good. I ain’t driving. HA!

Hmmmmmmmmmm……………. Wonder if I can sneak in a day trip to Green Bay and get some pics of Lambeau Field. THERE’S a thought…

I have added corkscrews onto my amazon wishlist. Please feel free to go to http://www.karsinsimaginaryamazonwishlist.com and buy me as many corkscrews as you can afford! LMMFAO!!!!! *sigh* Yea. I’m feelin’ it…


#TweekerNation

A proud sponsor of Greyhound Bus Lines, LOL!!!

Some people just need to mellow the fuck out. And stop doing drugs. Oh, and if you would kindly shut your mouth. Drug addicts crying. What is in Tucson at 4:40am that won’t be there at 7:30am???

You two are the whiniest fucking bitches, OMG!!! If it was ever appropriate to hit a women…woman…two women. And the one is crying “Boo Fucking Hoo”… The next time you get on a bus, you need to realize that a.) It’s a bus and b.) we live in a civilized society. A civil society.

And now… ***I*** can’t even go back to sleep. This chick screamed: “I wish she would try to throw me off this bus!!! I’ll throw her ass off this bus and then tell them why I did it!!!” (Apparently, the bus driver kicked off two guys in Calexico for foul language – as they were getting on the bus in Calexico! I was asleep. But honestly, LOL!?!?! I think it’s COMICAL!!!!!)

Listen: I’m no rookie to the ways of the Grey Dawg. There is nooooooooooooo way you are going to get on the bus without a HIGH chance of some janky shit going down! It’s Greyhound! Drug addicts, convicted felons, tweekers, ghetto ass negroes, tweeker chicks changing poopy diapers, weird Asian guy drinking a tall boy Bud Light, little kids who like kicking the back of your seat, drug addicts and the *occasional* law abiding citizen.

It’s Greyhound. Fucking. Greyhound.

Thank god MegaBus is here to run Greyhound and their evil-er alter ego Bolt Bus out of business. Greyhound is celebrating it’s 100th anniversary this year and I would be very surprised of they make it to 200. We’ll see… Well… Actually, we WON’T see because WE will be gone, LOL!!! But Stevie Wonder can see that Greyhound isn’t going to make it much longer.

MegaBus is low drama. Low cost. Easy peasy. MOST times, LOL!!! Sometimes they are like: “Meet me on the corner of 29th & Market Street…and don’t forget to bring $5.” LOL!!!

Oh, lord help me, I just had to snap at this tweeker. She is like: “…….ugh….we’re slowing down. We’re going soooooooooooooo sloooow…” I barked: “IT’S A BORDER PATROL CHECK POINT!!!!!” And she says “Oh. My bad.”

Bitch betta axe somebody, LOL!!!

I’m out. The one loudmouth bitch is sound asleep and I’m sure the other one will be in a minute, now that the bus is back up to speed.

And what makes a person wake up and say to themselves: “Today would be a GREAT day to try crystal meth!” I’m not judging. Just pontificating, LOL!!!


The ***BIG*** blue bus #MegaBus

I don’t know what it is. Like…crack, MegaBus is. Somebody stop me!!! LOL!!! I’m all up on the top level like “Top O’ The Woooooooooorld!!!!!” LOL!!!

Are you going to San Fran, MegaBus??? Me, too!!! Are you going to Las Vegas, MegaBus??? OMG, ME TOO!!!!!

Paying eXXXtremely ridiculous fares to go fun places??? Sounds like. A. Winner. To. ME. ***BAM!!!!!*** Call it a wrap, Greyhound.

Knicks… Yanks… Driving me “bat shit” crazy!!! I think I’m going to take up a calmer pastime. Something like… Hmmmmm…….. Name an activity that is calmer than watching New York sports teams underachieving, year after year. Let me seeeeeeeeeeee…….. AH!!! SKYDIVING!!! Wrestling gators!!! Diffusing improvised explosive devices!!! BAM!!!!!

Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, the late night landscape is changing. Times, they are a changin’… Just calle Stevie Winwood from now on, ’cause I’m gonna roll with it, baby.

Good Morning, world! I’m back in the LA groove: sunscreen. Check. Sun glasses. Check. Sun dress. No. Not for me, LOL!!!

Today??? Is going to be a good day.
Be well.


Amy, Amy, Amy

Listening to Amy Winehouse as we soar 36,000ft above the ground. It’s currently 91 degrees and because I waited until the last possible minute, looking for the be$t deal, you can just call me Malcolm ’cause I’m in the middle, LOL!!!

Why do *some* people want to know SO much info about *me* and offer so *little* information about themselves? It’s a mystery to me.

I’m yawning and yawning. I probably should have drank a lot of water today. I drank a lot of water last night but haven’t had any today.

I was going to start booking some travel using miles but the way I rolls, it’s hard to plan 21 days in advance. Plus, the fares that I book through Kayak are SO cheap, it makes no sense, really. So I will continue to amass miles. Maybe I will donate them to the homeless or something. Ha! Yea…

Aw, snap! This chick next to me is watching The Walking Dead!!! How much dat co$t??? LoL!!! We apparently have DirectTV on da plane. Da plaaaaaaaaaaaaane!!! That show if off da chain, yo! LOL!!!

Excuse me sir, but I speak jive.

Well… Not much more to say. Hallelujah, thank you Baby Jesus, I’m going back to Vegas for like the fifth time since Christmas??? LOL!!!

Always bet on black! ;)


B-b-b-b-back!!!

On the road again… In the air again… On the rails again… Connecticut Connecticut CONNECTICUT!!!!!

Men’s women’s huskies Huskies HUSKIES!!!!! Weeeeee are the chaaaaaamions, my frieeeeeends… Not me. Them. I was singing, ha ha!

Real quick like: Things would move a LOT faster if you do a little research before you just show up at the airport, expecting to just jump on a plane. There’s this little agency we have now called TSA. And TSA has rules. Rules that must be followed. I didn’t make a beef because I was *about* two hours early. But I wanted to let you know the basics are on their website.

I had a WONDERFUL time back east. Toronto, DC, NJ and Delaware. Nice!!! And the weather was quite cooperative, as well. The wheels did blow out on my little Samsonite and now I have a *larger* Samsonite with my smaller Samsonite within THAT Samsonite. How many times has TSA seen a suitcase within a suitcase? POW!!!!! Mind. Blown.

Haven’t gotten a chance to see my Yankees in action yet, but the next time through, for sure. This is Derek Jeter’s last year and like EVERY Yankees fan: I loooooooooooves me some Derek Jeter!

Real quick reminder: DO NOT text me from an international phone number. Unless you’re in Canada or the Caribbean or somewhere else with USA-style area codes. I will not answer. Sprint charges me a FORTUNE to receive AND respond. I do all right financially but contrary to popular belief, I am NOT made of money. I love you but I don’t love you THAT much! LoL!!!

Nuff said.

Hey!!! The Hawks lost!!! Hang in there, Knickerbockers! Even though you TOTALLY do NOT deserve to go to the playoffs, I am rooting for you to get there anyway. ‘Cause you my squad, yo!

Moving on…

Game of Thrones, Veep, True Blood, it’s not tv. It’s HBO.

Politics: I was in my home state and even my uber-conservative mom is anti-Chris Christie. We don’t normally talk politics because our views GREATLY differ but the news was saying that they are not letting ‘Bridge Gate’ die and even the Feds may be jumping in with charges of their own. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope. Who am I kidding. There is no helping the Republican Party. Tickle Me Elmo/Hannah Montana 2016.

No. No. Notorious.

See ya in Vegas, peepz!!!


I’m b-b-b-b-back!!!

On the road again… In the air again… On the rails again… Connecticut Connecticut CONNECTICUT!!!!!

Men’s women’s huskies Huskies HUSKIES!!!!! Weeeeee are the chaaaaaamions, my frieeeeeends… Not me. Them. I was singing, ha ha!

Real quick like: Things would move a LOT faster if you do a little research before you just show up at the airport, expecting to just jump on a plane. There’s this little agency we have now called TSA. And TSA has rules. Rules that must be followed. I didn’t make a beef because I was *about* two hours early. But I wanted to let you know the basics are on their website.

I had a WONDERFUL time back east. Toronto, DC, NJ and Delaware. Nice!!! And the weather was quite cooperative, as well. The wheels did blow out on my little Samsonite and now I have a *larger* Samsonite with my smaller Samsonite within THAT Samsonite. How many times has TSA seen a suitcase within a suitcase? POW!!!!! Mind. Blown.

Haven’t gotten a chance to see my Yankees in action yet, but the next time through, for sure. This is Derek Jeter’s last year and like EVERY Yankees fan: I loooooooooooves me some Derek Jeter!

Real quick reminder: DO NOT text me from an international phone number. Unless you’re in Canada or the Caribbean or somewhere else with USA-style area codes. I will not answer. Sprint charges me a FORTUNE to receive AND respond. I do all right financially but contrary to popular belief, I am NOT made of money. I love you but I don’t love you THAT much! LoL!!!

Nuff said.

Hey!!! The Hawks lost!!! Hang in there, Knickerbockers! Even though you TOTALLY do NOT deserve to go to the playoffs, I am rooting for you to get there anyway. ‘Cause you my squad, yo!

Moving on…

Game of Thrones, Veep, True Blood, it’s not tv. It’s HBO.

Politics: I was in my home state and even my uber-conservative mom is anti-Chris Christie. We don’t normally talk politics because our views GREATLY differ but the news was saying that they are not letting ‘Bridge Gate’ die and even the Feds may be jumping in with charges of their own. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope. Who am I kidding. There is no helping the Republican Party. Tickle Me Elmo/Hannah Montana 2016.

No. No. Notorious.

See ya in Vegas, peepz!!!


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