Cedar Bridge, Oak Shade, Pinehurst… A LOT of towns where I grew up are named after trees. SOUTH Jersey. The *other* New Jersey. If you are a Sopranos and you are familiar with the episode “The Pine Barrens”, that installment offers a glimpse at the desolation that I was raised in, LOL!!!
Blueberries, cranberries, corn, sod, apples, The Garden State! Or at least it *used* to be. Cranberries are still king and there are still a *few* farms left but it definitely isn’t Iowa, LOL!!! (Go, Hot Guys!!!)
You may need to say that one a few times before you make the connection. Iowa. Hot Guys. Iowa. Hot Guys. Iowa… LOL!!!
Camden has a light rail now!?!?! MY how things have changed! Times are a changin’…
This has been a *very* interesting week so far and it’s only Monday!
Oh! It’s the “River Line!” New Jersey Transit’s Camden to Trenton light rail that only took 40,000,000 years to complete! I was long gone by the time it opened.
Well. I don’t wish to bore you with a trip down memory lane but will tell you this: My haters straight crack me up!!! I read something the other day that was *so* funny that I had to read it again and it made me laugh even harder! I won’t tell you… Well I might… I don’t know. Who gives a shit, right??? I will say this: Those who can’t do? Hate. LOL!!!
Nuff said. Weirdo alert! I debated on calling hotel security last night to eject someone who may or may not have been on the property to see me. Psychos take note: I do not entertain the thought of meeting anyone who comes off as weird or pushy or both. I do not answer blocked numbers because weirdos call from blocked numbers. I do not travel 3 hours to the middle of nowhere Illinois to hang with anyone for an hour and I do not give money to panhandlers who dress like they just stepped out of a Jay-Z video.
And I do not do decaf.
I pray to god that this drunk chick doesn’t miss her stop. Once this bus gets on the other side of Mt. Holly, it’s game over. She’ll be in Jersey Devil territory and I *don’t* mean the hockey team, LOL!!! Yea, some of my superstitious ways might be rooted in the fact that I was raised in the woods. Oops: outlying suburbs. Which is fancy pants realtor talk for track housing out in the middle of nowhere.
Well. It’s over the (Delaware) river and through the burbs and passes the farms and through the woods to my mama (and daddy’s) house I go!
I may broadcast one more time from my mama couch before I go to bed tonight. Which brings us to the K-Square Fun Fact of the night: Me and my sister were teenagers before we were allowed to hang out in the living room, LOL!!! It was for “company” only! LOL!!! And yea. Back in the 70′s and *maybe* into the early 80′s maybe? Plastic on the sofa and love seat, LMAO!!!!!
Bye for now!